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GIT IT OFFTH! MY TONGTH IS HURING!

GIT IT OFFTH NOW!

AND MY SKITH ITCHES! GET THESE SPOTHS OFFTH NOW!


[ooc: Even though I said that I wouldn't touch this but....

Marlene now has a ispod in her tongue.

Edit: Thank Ari-mun for the chicken pox.]

AH! It shocked me again! Hero, Servant Ari! I demand that you fix this problem at once!

But what was that explosion? What's going on?

I am back to normal and I DEMAND to see just who it is that was responsible for changing me into that... That... I don't even want to remember that!

Servants, I need my tea and I need some tea now!

*The communicator flares up to life but what it shows is instead of Princess Marlene, it is showing a slime. With Marlene's crown in it's head.*

HOW DARE YOU... YOU BARBARIC DEVICE! HOW DARE YOU SHOCK ME!

*The sound of the communicator being thrown to the ground.*

I NEED TEA! WHERE IS MY TEA?! MY DRESS IS COMPLETELY RUINED AND SO ARE MY SHOES! SERVANTS! FIX THIS! FIX THIS NOW BY THE ORDER OF THE PRINCESS!

I am getting cold and my shoes are filthy and my dress is ruined. *Manages the most royal sounding sob that she can manage.*

It getting cold here... Servants, help me get warm!

Ruffian #1! Why haven't you come and pick me up yet! You are my servant so you should take better care of me!

Ruffian #2! Just where is this place you are talking about?

Linda, ruffian #1 who is also called Stan is my servant and always will be my servant.

AND WHERE IS MY TEA?!

((OOC: Apologises to those that were waiting on me, went through a funk and is now coming out of it.))

UNHAND ME YOU... YOU...

Where am I?

Where is my tea?! My dress is getting ruined and my shoes! ... THEY ARE DIRTIED!

Beiloune!! Come here and fixed this at once!